Obla di Obla da.
I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

tastefullyoffensive:

Satan’s Little Helper [x]

Bright Eyes - First Day of My Life
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blueeyeddd:

this is the first day of my life.

glad I didn’t die before I met you.

If the dream is a translation of waking life, waking life is also a translation of the dream.
René Magritte (via likeafieldmouse)
mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.